Twelve Days of BFD

Tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the twelfth day of BFD
my true love gave to me

Twelve Rebels blasting
Eleven troopers marching
Ten Jedi leaping
Nine starships flying
Eight handmaids posing
Seven aiwha swimming
Six Bith's a-playing
Five golden droids....
Four roaring blurrgs
Three Naboo shaaks
Two lightsabers
And a duckling in a shuura tree!

I Saw Leia Kissing Han Solo

Tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (sung by C-3pO)

I saw Leia kissing Han Solo
In that room aboard the ship last night
They didn't see me peep
'Round the corner I did creep
I thought the Princess might
Need me to save her from her plight

Then, I saw Leia holding Han Solo
'Round his neck and he held her so tight
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Chewie had only seen
Leia kissing Han Solo last night

White BFD

To the tune of White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a white BFD
Just like the ones we had on Hoth
Where the Tauntaun's frozen
Cuz he'd not chosen
To drink hot chocolate with froth

I'm dreaming of a white BFD
With each BFD card I write
May your days be warmer than mine
And may Balanced Force Day be white